Sometimes I wonder why anyone in their right mind would ever leave me alone. Examples of why I believe this:
-Monday:
a) I get in my car, which I might add was locked, and start freaking out because I think I had lost my keys. Turns out I had already started my car, funny things is I got out of my car thinking the whole time crap I really like that song on the radio to search for my keys in the driveway. Fail.
b) I make my daily trip to the gas station, or maybe it just seems like it. I was pumping gas like it was my job, when I was finished I got gas all over my hand and my shoes which made the inside of my car smell delightful for the entire rest of the day. Fail.
-Tuesday:
a) Set my alarm for 10pm, I needed to be at school at 11am. Needless to say said class was skipped. Fail.
-Wednesday:
a) When getting out of my car I took of my ‘sunglasses’ like normal and began to walk to the library. I got half way there and began to think to myself I can’t see anything. Turns out I had been wearing normal glasses; I was walking like I was intoxicated or just plain stupid. Fail.
-Thursday:
a) Back to the gas station to give my life savings to BP, pumping Gas like normal thinking the whole time I’m not going to get this on my shoes again. I finished pumping. All of the gas I had purchased had successfully made it inside the tank, right? Wrong. I get in my car and pick up my breakfast bar, somehow I managed to get gas on my fingers which got on the breakfast bar which I put into my mouth. I almost threw up in my mouth; the only thing I could find in my car to spit it into was a church offering envelope. I look up and the man at the opposite pump is watching me. Fail.
-Friday:
a) Having a lovely conversation with my grandmother on the phone. ‘Grandma I have to call you back I think I left my cell phone on the top of my car.’ She says ‘Clay you called me from your cell phone!” All along I know she is thinking and he is the smart grandchild! Fail.
b) After being in Wal-Mart for less than 20mintues I return to the parking lot to find out that my car had been stolen. Ok maybe not, but it wasn’t where I thought I had parked. The one time in my life I need to panic button to work it didn’t, I spent the next 5minutes searching for my car. Fail.
c) I dreamed that my best friend had me arrested at her wedding for sitting down. Fail.
On the bright-side it has been perfect weather for running. Winter term is almost over. Spring break is soon. Camp is getting super close. I’m almost a senior in college. I learned I like beets. Going my track time assignments from Fuge, and I love them both. I’m dog sitting this weekend. I got to wear wool socks every day this week. Success.
